this is seriously my favorite episode
last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.
people saying they want evan peters’ lobster claw fingers inside of them
I’ve come a long way and I watched a lot of people die; good people, friends. If you wanna wallow in self-pity and do nothing, then you’re gonna watch the same thing, you understand?
Right down to the last bullet.
They had to really dumb down my martial art skills. Because I’m a 10th degree black belt in every martial art. I did Kung Fu when I was, I think, in like third grade. So I was pretty much qulified to kick ass in space.